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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said, “You’re real funny, douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up you’re messed up.

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

relahvant:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends


"a list of reasons why you should stay alive";  11.4.13
[By: Julie Martinez]
**follow my insta @juliemartinez for more poems**


(this one got 80 notes+ from my ‘topic poetry’ so I uploaded it)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

-

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
2006-09-13

cuteyahooanswers:

why do we humans love the stars ? Does it indicate that somehow we are aliens and once lived somewhere close , close to the stars ?? Why else do the stars look so beautiful and inviting to us? we belong there somewhere

I feel like my tumblr did a thing

shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

twentyoneaddicts:

how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?